Testi Soundtracks :: A

NARRATOR:

Comptroller Schub is trying to sort out the confusion of Cookies and Pilgrims at the Miracle Rock when there is a clap of thunder, several flashes of lightning and - yes - a trumpet call. Our hero has arrived: J. Bowden Hapgood.



HAPGOOD:

Excuse me, but could you direct me to the Cookie Jar?



SCHUB:

What for? There's nobody there, they're all here. Now doctor, here's our problem in a nutshell.



CORA:

Oh, Schub!



SCHUB:

We must know immediately which of the people on that line are bona fide pilgrims entitle to take our miracle waters and which are -



HAPGOOD:

Cookies?



SCHUB:

Yes.



HAPGOOD:

Shall we dance?



SCHUB:

What the hell is this?



HAPGOOD:

I have to think, and I think best on my feet. And I must think up a quick way to discover who is who, and what is what and make everybody -



SCHUB:

Yes...?



HAPGOOD:

Happy, Mayor?



CORA:

You may. But how are you going to separate them?



HAPGOOD:

According to the principles of logic.



CORA:

Logic?



HAPGOOD:

It's quick and easy.