Testi Soundtracks :: A

NARRATOR:

Tourists came in droves for the miracle waters, which thrilled Cora until she discovered her miracle was a fake.



COOLEY:

Step up, brethern and sistern, and get your tickets!



MAGRUDER:

Buy your blessings!



COOLEY:

No, count your blessings, buy your tickets!



COOKIES:

I'm like the bluebird.

I should worry, I should care.

I should be a millionaire.

I'm like the bluebird...



NARRATOR:

And here - nine minutes to the dot - is our heroine.



FAY:

So that's the miracle?



COOLEY:

Yes, ma'am, Sister Nurse Apple.



SCHUB:

Do you think our miracle can do anything for your Cookies?



FAY:

If dirty water from a slimy old rock can do anything for anyone.



SCHUB:

You. You can't believe anything that can't be proved in your laboratory of a head! Al miracles are fake to you. Nurse Apple. Let these happy hopeful Pilgrims be lost and miserable again, Nurse Apple? Let this boom town be a ghost town again? Let those forty-nine loonies -