Testi Soundtracks :: 0-9

MR. PANCH (spoken)

Please spell telephone



SPELLERS (spoken)

What! Telephone? C’mon!, etc.



CHIP

My oh my



CHIP, OLIVE

That word’s so moronic



LOGAINNE

I could cry

I want words as lame



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Mr. Coneybear



LEAF

Simplify

I feel supersonic



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Spell hospital



SPELLERS (spoken)

Aw, c’mon! What?, etc.



MARCY

That is why

I despise this game



LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken)

H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital



MR. PANCH (spoken)

That is correct. Mr. Tolentino:



BOY SPELLERS

Life is random and unfair

Life is Pandemonium



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Staphylococcus.



CHIP (spoken)

Awwww!



SPELLERS

That’s the reason we despair



CHIP

Life is Pandemonium



LEAF

Life is Pandemonium



CHIP

Life is Pandemonium



WILLIAM

Life is Pandemonium



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Broccoli.



LEAF

I knew that word



OLIVE

I knew that word



WILLIAM

I knew that word



SPELLERS

God damnit!



CHIP

It is such a calamity



SPELLERS

Where should we begin?

The best spellers



CHIP

Don’t necessarily win



SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium



MARCY

Set your sights

I am on a mission



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Miss Park: Antediluvian.



LOGAINNE

We have rights

(spoken) We have rights!

(sung) That’s why we complain



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Mr. Barfee: Halitosis



WILLIAM

Damn life bites

But I like competition





MR. PANCH (spoken)

Miss Ostrovsky: Schematic



OLIVE

In these lies

Can you feel our pain?



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Somebody spell crayon



SPELLERS (spoken)

Crayon?!



MITCH

Life is random and unfair

Life is Pandemonium



SPELLERS

That’s the reason we despair



CHIP

Life is Pandemonium



MITCH

Life is Pandemonium



CHIP

Life is Pandemonium



WILLAIM (spoken)

Life is Pandemonium!



MR. PANCH (spoken)

Dinosaur.



CHIP

I knew that word



GIRL SPELLERS

I knew that word



CHIP

I knew that word



SPELLERS

God damnit!

It is such a calamity

Where should we begin?

The best spellers



CHIP

Don’t necessarily win

They don’t win

They don’t win

They don’t win



SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium



CHIP

No they don’t



SPELLERS

Life is random and unfair



CHIP

Life is Pandemonium

Yes it is

Oh yes it is



SPELLERS (overlapping Chip)

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium

Life is Pandemonium



CHIP

Yes it is!



ALL

Yeah!