Slim Pickins Testo

Guess I'll end this life alone
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
I play 'em like a slot machine
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'

A boy who's jacked and kind
Can't find his ass to save my life

Oh, it's slim pickings If I can't have the one I love
Guess it's you that I'll be kissing
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'

Mm
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
Yet he's naked in my room
Missing all the things he's missing
God knows that he isn't living large

A boy who's nice, that breathes
Well, I swear he's nowhere to be seen

It's slim pickings
If I can't have the one I love
Guess it's you that I'll be kissing
Just to get my fixings Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Moanin' and bitchin'

And since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'