If Wishes Were Fishes Testo

I wish for no more wars
and silence of guns
for all your troubles to be little ones
for every child in the world - eat their fill
the guardian angel on the window sill

I wish for the wealth to be spread around
every soul when they pass to be heaven bound
and after I'd wished for all that crap I'd seen
maybe I could wish a thing or two for me
I wish my neighbor would choke on his yappy dog
wish I could pick my relatives from a catalog
the hot girl next door would tan wearing nothing but a smile
Howdee neighbor!

Wish I could get that knighthood from the queen
I wish folks would quit calling me Rick Springsteen
I wish the IRS would permanently misplace my file

I wish the starter in my damn Corvette would work
I wish I'd never seen Miley Cyrus twerk
Everybody seems to real and I just feel like a fraud
I wish that we were all equal in the eyes of God

If wishes were fishes I wouldn't smell too sweet
There'd be a million dead fish all around my feet
I wish and I wish to make my life complete
I keep drinking from my wishin' cup
But real life steps in to f.... it up
If wishes were fishes