Frozen Fred Testo

This is a story you haven't heardYou may not believe it's trueWhat happened to this cat called Frozen FredCould happen to me and to youFred had a passion for frozen foodAnd TV dinners tooHe hated the merciless summer sunThe weekly barbecueSpends his summerIn the swimming poolTrying desperately to keep it coolGirls girls girls [walk?] by They do not see himThey don't even tryThey don't even tryWon't even tryNo one shook hands with Frozen FredHis hands were too cold to holdIsn't it tragic isn't it sadThey left him in the coldNo safari to hot AfricaHe booked a passage to AntarcticaHe's doing well among the esquimoesThey even gave him one of their igloesIgloe oe oe oes, oe oe oe oesThere' sno place in our world todayFor weirdos like Frozen FredThey found him one morning cold and stillSo sad Frozen Fred is deadNo warm day for Frozen FredThey've frozen him cold and deepSo many a century from nowHe might wake up from his sleep