You Ain't Dolly Testo

You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's 'cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might

Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, 'cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know

'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter, no
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter