Muscle Memories Testo

Reflecting in the mirror, do you remember 50 pounds ago?
You were known as Dino Cazaurus, the virtuoso of the popcorn
After a year of the gym, with your free family membership
It was free family cause you counted for 3

Now watch yourself again
No pain, no gain
Your pecs are shining bright
Look at the mirror straight
It is not gay And if it were, then what's the problem?

It will never end
Your thirst appeased with protein shakes
It will never change
Till muscle memories awake
Just flex and flex, flex and flex
To be a better person but only on the outside!

You'd win at arm wrestling with your friends, if only you had still friends
You'd lift your girlfriend 10 feet high, if only you had a girlfriend
You lost your car, your home, your job, in alphabetical order
You gained a 10% discount, on prozis.com

Fibers will recompose
Now strike the pose
Staying 'til the end
But janitors have to close
You're the last one
They yell at you "please go back home"
It will never end
Your thirst appeased with protein shakes
It will never change
Till muscle memories awake
Just flex and flex, flex and flex
Flex and flex, flex and flex

What have you done, putting inside you trenbolone
Stanozolol inside your veins now
You're on steroids, biceps are huge like asteroids
But this is also gonna increase your level of the estrogen

Look at yourself again, a gorgeous case of gynecomastia
Drinking your hormones blend, with your bothfriend
Zhe's lovely and zher name's Fernand@

It will never end
Your thirst appeased with protein shakes
It will never change
Till muscle memories awake
Just flex and flex, flex and flex
To be a better man but only on the outside
(Are you assuming my gender?)
To be a better woman but only on the outside
(You're just a transphobic TERF!)
To be a better mammal but only on the outside