Everybody Gets High Testo

Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles till the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin his vice
His real and only lover
Smoked a pack or two It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom

Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle till the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend
He didn't have another
Vicodin his vice
His real and only lover Smoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
Popped a pill or two
They really made him blossom

Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?

Yup
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?