The Scotsman Testo

Well, a Scotsman Lad in kilt left a bar on one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked, That he?d drunk more than his share, He thumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet An he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle little laddy oh, Ring da diddly oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built, I wonder if it?s true what they don?t wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle little laddy oh, Ring da diddly oh I wonder if it?s true what they don?t wear beneath the kilt They crept upon that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be, Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see, And there behold for them to view beneath his scotish skirt, Was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle little laddy oh, Ring da diddly oh Was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth They marvelled for a moment then one said we must be gone, Let?s leave a present for our friend before we move along, As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scot?s kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle little laddy oh, Ring da diddly oh Around the bonnie star the Scot?s kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to Nature?s call and stumbled for the trees, Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawkes at what he sees And in a startled voice he sais to what?s before his eyes Oh, lad, I don?t know where ya been But I see, you won first prize Ring ding diddle little laddy oh, Ring da diddly oh Oh, lad, I don?t know where ya been But I see, you won first prize