Barbara, Your Husband Is Gay Testo

You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control...
But Barbara, we both know that's not how Jesus rolls
You're yelling at other peoples' kids in the comments section freaking out
But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?

You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God
But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd

You spend so much time on Facebook you can't see what's in your face...
If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate You might notice that your husband's been out with the boys for days
Don't worry Barbara, I'm sure he isn't gay