Red Solo Cup Testo

[Sam]
Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo.
[Sam (& New Directions)]
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

[Sam]
Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cuz when beer runs down the front of my back
Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them to help me get lucky

[Sam (& New Directions)]
Red solo cup, I fill you up Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party ([Finn] Proceed to party)

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you red were good for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:

"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup ([Finn] No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"

[Sam (& New Directions)]
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you red solo cup, red solo
Let's have a party, let's have a party

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party

[Finn (& Quinn & Tina)]
Solo cup, solo cup, solo cup..