Cunt Act Testo

If you’re sitting on a flight
Everybody’s packed in tight
And you put your seat back
Cunt act
And if you’re the only one
Left alive holding the gun
In a suicide pact
Cunt act
If a local footy team
Has a party dress-up themed And their faces are all blacked
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If you fuck over the poor
Hiding your profits offshore
Just to pay less tax

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If they force you to comply
With another F.O.I
But the good bits you redact
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When a boxer lost a fight
And you tweet him every night
To remind him of the fact

When a lumberjack is good
But you grab the piece of wood
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When the witness on a case
Has a sudden about-face
And testimony he retracts
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When you roll a seasoned ham
At a heap of tomato cans
Just after they’ve been stacked
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When your workers have to swear
They won’t unionise while there
So they can easily be sacked

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Woo!

When your wallet gets racked
You’re woken after you've relaxed
When your phone screen is cracked
You dropped your bong after you’ve packed
When the Feds have got you tracked
When your credos all got maxed
You’re still peckish when you've snacked
When you've gibed and should have tacked

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