Cookie Thumper! Testo

There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That girl's ass was in big, big trouble

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
ken sy my nommer? Xha! Boy what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
Throw dem devilish gang signs in da aires
Start giving it up for little evil me
My fingers are green cos I'm a mean dope fieend
I'm wicked like mad D.O.G.
Fresh like a little dark G.O.D.
Yo-Landi Vi$$er got da hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Mudaf**kin minds get blown
Every time I rap into da microphone
My Zef accent is very foreign
When I speak overseas they go, "I beg your pardon?"
You can't get me like Eric Cartman
Naughty little kitty go meow
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick got WOW
Chea boy! Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
ken sy my nommer? Xha! Boy what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies hy droom innie mang ja
Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
Vinger in jou hol in, Nxa! Haal uit die gangja
Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos n rasta

I rhyme tight! Tight! Tight! Tight!
Spark mosh-pot s**t coz I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of someone I don't like
I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight!
I'm cray-cray like O.D.B.
Y-Landi down with O.P.P.
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat
Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee
Look out, here come little evil me
I got a itchy little need for speed
Rap on the beat like a hi-speed chase song
I gooi rooi! No mudafu**in brakes on
All these pop songs sound like the same song
I burn them! Ja mudafu**in flame on!
Bow down to her mudafu**in majesty
No rapper out there as bad as me!

Ny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
ken sy my nommer? Xha! Boy what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken gangsta
Daai bra Anie hy's varas uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soeki bum bra!

Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa
He love Yo-Landi coz I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!