Fruity Dude Testo

She was a boy He was a girl Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a jock And he did ballet What more can I say? He wanted her She'd never tell But secretly she'd rather go to Hell But all of his friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with her boyish clothes.. He was a fruity dude She said seeya later dude He wasn't strong enough for her She had a manly face But her head was up in space With all of the little green aliens.. Five years from now She sits at home Shaving her mustache She's all alone She turns on T.V. Guess who she sees? Fruity dude dissed her on MTV She calls up her friends They already know But they can't stop thinking 'bout her B.O. She soon finds out He's got his own show And he isn't fruity anymore.. He was a fruity dude She said seeya later dude He wasnt strong enough for her Now he calls her a hoe On his own T.V. show Oh why did she ever turn him down? He was a fruity dude She said seeya later dude He wasnt strong enough for her Now he calls her a hoe On his own T.V. show Oh why did she ever turn him down? Sorry girl but you screwed up Well tough luck that boy's mine now He is no longer a fruit He says he's straight and acts it too Too bad that you couldnt see See the man that fruit can be There is more than meets the eye I see the man he is inside He's now a boy And I am a girl Can I make it anymore obvious We're going out Haven't you heard? That we'll someday rule the world.. He was a fruity dude I said seeya later dude I'll be on stage after your show I'll be laughing crazily Telling the audience About that creep you used to know.. He was a fruity dude I said seeya later dude I'll be on stage after your show I'll be laughing crazily Telling the audience About that creep you used to know..