Jingle Bombs Testo

Dashing trough the sand

With a bomb straped to my back

I've got a nasty plan

For christmas in Iraq


I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass

By the US military



(That is not funny!)



Ooh

Jingle Bombs

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Mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?



Ooh

Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs

US soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head



I used to be a man

But every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam

My nuts keep falling off



My bombing days are done

I need to find some work

Perhaps it's would be much safer

As a convenient store nightcler



Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs

I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you



I kill you