Oh Aaron Testo

Well, I guess the best way for me to begin is
The other day I was hanging with some friends
Going around the room, talking about our favorite noise
I said I had a brother in the Backstreet Boys
So everyone screamed, "Hey is this some kinda trick?"
"Yeah, which one is he?" The blonde one, Nick
Then the cutest girl said, "I have to see their show"
"But I have no ticket, Aaron; how can I go?"
Your wish is my command, see, it's no problem, hon'
In fact, I'll get some tickets here for everyone All I gotta is just pick up the celly
And its a done deal, let me call Nick and tell him
"By the way Aaron, if you could, while you're at it
Can you hook up some seats for my friends and my parents?"
So I said to myself, "Well heck, why not?"
There's nothing that can beat the connection I got

Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are you going to do?
You makin' the promises oh so big (Man)
How gonna make them come true? (I don't know)
Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are we going to do with you?
Always a-makin' the bigger mistake (Yo, I gotta make a phone call)
Always a-makin' the fool

Hello? Hey, Nick, I need a favor from you, dude
I promised people tickets, so you gotta come through
Sure, bro, how many do you need?
1, 2, uh, 3003 What? I can get you maybe a dozen
You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin
What did you do? How'd you get in this mess?
I was talkin' to this girl— Hold your breath, I know the rest
Guess you better get yourself a whole lotta money
For 3000 tickets? Nick, that's isn't funny
How'm I supposed to pull that off in so little time?
You got me, Aaron, that's your problem, not mine

Aaron, oh Aaron (What do I do?)
What are you going to do?
You makin' the promises oh so big (What?)
How gonna make them come true?
Aaron, oh Aaron (What?)
What are we going to do with you? (I don't know)
Always a-makin' the bigger mistake (So, it was just one mistake)
Always a-makin' the fool (Whatever)

How in the world could he do that to me?
I thought we were blood, I thought we were family
We're gettin' to the show, we'll get good seats
Everyone on the bus, you're all coming with me
I'm tellin' you guys when we get to the gate
He can never say "no" when he looks at my face
Hook me up, Nick, man, I swear I'll pay you back
Well, come to think about, we need an opening act
What do you want me to do? Tell jokes? Dance? Act?
No, I want you on stage, I want you to rap
Cause if you don't, you're gonna have some disappointed friends
And by the way, you're on at eight, that's when the show begins

Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are you going to do? (Man)
You makin' the promises oh so big (One promise, man)
How gonna make them come true?
Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are we going to do with you? (I'm desperate)
Always a-makin' the bigger mistake (I'm desperate, Man)
Always a-makin' the fool (Will you be quiet?)

Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are you going to do?
You makin' the promises oh so big
How gonna make them come true
Aaron, oh, Aaron
What are we going to do with you?
Always a-makin' the bigger mistake
Always a-makin' the fool (Whatever)