Hair Ballad Testo

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Testo Hair Ballad

I've been unlucky, in love, and so disenchanted
I screwed it all up, and took you for granted
Hair
I wish you never were not there

Can't get a job, and nobody loves me
Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely
Hair
I hope you know that I still care
Hair
You make me feel so complete
If you'd come back
I'll grow you down to my feet
Even fat girls
Won't look at me on the street, I swear
I'd do it all for some more hair
Motorists beware
Cause I might blind you with my glare

Life's so unfair
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don't mean my ass hair
I should have put a hyphen there