Meditation Is Boring Testo

(spoken against a background of drawn-out "om"s)
Hey, you know what?

You know what's really boring?

This.

This is really boring.

Meditation is boring.
Damn!

So dull.

So boring.

Meditation is boring.

Buddha – why does meditation have to be so boring?

This is really boring.

Oh – oh, wait. I think something – I think something is happening.

No. Nothing is happening. This is boring.

Meditation is boring.

This is probably what death is like.
I bet being dead is really boring. Like this.

This is boring.

Meditation is boring.